WTF First Birthday Special
Hallo Readers, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear wtffashionshark….. Exactly one year ago, WTF’s little fashion email to her friends and relations and their friends and...
View ArticleIn which Givenchy has a shocker Special
Hallo Readers, As tuneful pop combo Keane sang, Everybody’s Changing. First the Pope hung up his vestments and quit the Vatican. Then Queen Beatrix hung up her Crown and quit the Royal Palace. Now Sir...
View ArticleArrivederci Manchester Special
Hallo Readers, Now don’t panic. This isn’t about football, it is about money and football. Nothing about offside or anything frightening. We’ll get to the frocks in a moment. Last week, we touched upon...
View ArticleRun for the Hills Special
Hallo Readers, According to Sir Gerald Howarth, the nation is under attack from aggressive homosexuals. Yes, heterosexuals in England now abed are cowering under the covers, fearful that they have only...
View ArticleWTF What Was It All For Special
Hallo Readers, After last week’s post featuring a variety of minge-baring ghastliness, WTF’s good friend Rebecca Jay (blame her for all this, she was the one who pushed me into writing this blog)...
View ArticleWomen Beware Women Special
Hallo Readers On Tuesday, it was revealed that Kate Winslet is expecting her third child. But to read Judith Woods in The Daily Telegraph and Alison Boshoff in The Daily Mail, you would be forgiven...
View ArticleWTF Eggs Special
Hallo Readers, As I think I’ve mentioned before, one of WTF’s favourite films is Tin Men, a comedy masterpiece directed by Barry Levinson and starring Richard Dreyfus and Danny de Vito. For reasons far...
View ArticleWTF Misogyny Special
Hallo Readers, We will get to the winner of the WTF Summer Stinker Poll at the end of this post. But first, the rant and then the sartorial disasters of the week…. This week Australia’s first woman...
View ArticleWTF Great Expectations Special
Hallo Readers, By the time you come back next week (she says presumptuously) two things might well have happened. First the boy Andy Murray could have confirmed his status as British rather than...
View ArticleTrolling the Trolls Special
Hallo Readers, Last weekend WTF turned into Charles Bronson and started trolling the trolls. Like a number of similarly appalled citizens, male and female, she was enraged by the vicious nastiness of...
View ArticleWTF Hot and Bothered Special
Hallo Readers, The nice thing about being British is that you can always complain about the weather. Over the past few years, we have been banging on about the cold, wet summers as we turned into a...
View ArticleWTF Royal Easel Special
Hallo Readers, This is the time of the year when you are worried about achieving the perfect beach body (unless you are reading this in the Southern half of Australia, in which case Welcome and sorry...
View ArticleWTF Twittertwat Special
Hallo Readers, This is what WTF has learned from this week’s Twitter uproar. First, we should acknowledge that the Twittertwats target, abuse and threaten men and women of all races, religions,...
View ArticleWTF Cowell Baby Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is stepping away from the issue of trolls as she is more than a little bored with the recriminations over who did and who did not observe Sunday’s twitter silence, a topic generating...
View ArticleWTF Man on the Clapham Omnibus Special
Hallo Readers, Joan Edwards died aged 90 leaving her life savings to “whichever Government is in office at the date of my death for the Government in their absolute discretion to use as it thinks fit”....
View ArticleWTF Mickey Mouse Special
Hallo Readers, Wow! Who saw that one coming? Call Me Dave tried to lead us up the garden path into military madness and Parliament stopped him. It was simply astonishing. The majority of MPs realised...
View ArticleWTF X-cruciating Factor Special
Hallo Readers, The X Factor is back and from now until Christmas warbling wannabees will be murdering Coldplay classics and tugging at our heart strings with stories of dead parents, disabled children...
View ArticleWTF Sceptred Isle Special
Hallo Readers, Those of you who follow @WTF_EEK in Twitter (look, we have had this discussion before – this is the 21st century. Get on with it. Just saying…) will know that last weekend, WTF went to...
View ArticleWTF Middleman Special
Hallo Readers There is a splendid Gershwin song beginning “I’ve been around the world on a plane, I’ve settled revolutions in Spain, The North Pole I have charted, But I can’t get started with you”....
View ArticleWTF Ed Special
Hallo Readers, This week saw ASDA selling something even more tasteless than its foodstuffs – Halloween outfits marketed as “mental patient costumes” complete with bloodstains and dripping meat...
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