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WTF Brits and Pieces Special
Hallo Readers, Some bad things have been done in the name of tourism. (Remember tourism?) Every year save f0r 2020, sunny seaside spots in Spain, Cyprus and Greece are overrun with visitors who get...
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WTF Clear As Mud Special
Hallo Readers, How are your holiday plans coming along? Has all that lockdown baking and sourdough starters had a drastic effect on the fit of your summer wardrobe? Are those strappy little tops...
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WTF Domageddon Special
Hallo Readers, It is no surprise that our Prime Minister is a bumbling, mendacious oaf living in fear of the next Daily Telegraph editorial. This we already knew. But what we did not know, until it was...
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WTF Mings Special
Hall0 Readers, Sometimes a moment is so perfect that all you can do is lie back and gurgle with pleasure like a new born baby with a freshly changed nappy. Sadly this is not the moment when Harry Kane...
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WTF Joffrey Special
Hallo Readers, The political drama playing out in Downing Street, in Chequers and in Westminster is like a prep school, cut-price version of Game of Thrones with a dollop of Whitehall farce. It is...
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WTF Emperor’s New Clothes Special
Hallo Readers You would think that being a veteran and having fought in I-raq would be the quintessence of the flag-waving, Trump-loving, law-and-order-insisting MAGATs’ beliefs, not to mention donning...
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WTF Cuomosexual Special
Hallo Readers, WTF has always had a penchant for clever, arrogant, witty and charismatic men who look like they know stuff. Even when she suspects that they are not actually very nice, she will usually...
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WTF Back to 2001 Special
Hallo Readers, WTF’s heroes are not so much falling from Grace as plummeting. Last week it was New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. This week it is US President Joe Biden. He told us that he would always be...
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WTF Broken Promises Special
Hallo Readers, To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Boris Johnson has broken another promise. Keeping promises is not his forte – just ask the first and second Mrs Johnson and his string of discarded...
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WTF Not So Special Relationship Special
Hallo Readers, It is clear that Joe Biden has little time for Boris Johnson. Not only is Johnson a blowhard and a buffoon, whom he once described as a clone of Donald Trump, but in 2008, Johnson was...
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WTF Karaoke Special
Hallo Readers, Nothing summed up the callousness, selfishness and insensitivity of this week’s Conservative party conference in Manchester more than the sight of the Secretary of State for Work and...
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WTF Oven-Ready Special
Hallo Readers, Sorry about yesterday’s premature publication. Gremlins (in other words, read “my ineptitude”). ANYWAY… WTF has long railed about the death of shame, but with this shitshow of a...
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WTF Snouts in the Trough Special
Hallo Readers, Last week we were treated to the unedifying spectacle of Owen Paterson MP, who, unable to scrape by on an MP’s salary of £81,932 a year plus all the expenses you can think of, trousered...
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WTF Boat Special
Hallo Readers, WTF cannot trace her roots in England back to William the Conqueror. They do not even go back as far as William Gladstone. Her parental grandmother and grandfather were Jewish refugees....
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WTF Fashion Special
Hallo Readers, It is an ill-wind that blows nobody any good and it appears that the pandemic has blown a veritable gale of opportunity in the direction of mates of prominent Tories. Like the chappie...
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WTF Party-Party Special
Hallo Readers, Inside no 10 Downing Street, it is about as joyful as National Enema Week. For the last ten days, we have been assured that there had been no Christmas party for the PM’s staff on 18...
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WTF Anniversary Special
Hallo Readers and Happy New Year! Yesterday was the first anniversary of the insurrection at the Capitol on January 6. Trump was going to hold a press conference repeating and intensifying the Big...
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WTF Without A Paddle Special
Hallo Readers, Today, our thoughts and prayers are with the Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who has selflessly decided to quarantine himself for a week or so because one of his close family members has...
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WTF Turn on a Sixpence Special
Hallo Readers, Welcome back to He said WHAT????!!!!, Britain’s most popular reality show. The aim of the game is for contestants to provide ever more improbable explanations as they try and wriggle out...
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WTF Truss Special
Hallo Readers Boris Johnson still hangs on while the Nation, split equally between outrage and boredom, waits for the publication of the Sue Gray report on Downing Street shenanigans. Which gives us...
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