WTF Bumper Dog’s Breakfast Special
Hallo Readers, So we had the seven-way Leaders’ Election Debate after all, lined up behind their lecterns like the Seven Dwarves and kept in squabbling order by ITV’s Julie Etchingham who was done up...
View ArticleWTF Please Let It Be Over Soon Special
Hallo Readers, So here we are nearly at the end of Week 3 of the General Election. It seems much, much longer, doesn’t it? WTF can feel herself dying inside, atrophied like one of Tutankhamen’s...
View ArticleWTF Has Anyone Seen Dave Special
Hallo Readers, Has David Cameron developed agoraphobia? Or even worse, anthrophobia? I ask because throughout this election campaign Dave has done his best to avoid going anywhere or meeting anyone...
View ArticleWTF Topsy-Turvy Special
Hallo Readers, This has been the most bizarre election WTF can remember. Here are some reflections on the show so far. It seems a good bet that nobody is actually going to win an outright majority but...
View ArticleWTF FFS Double Special
Hallo Readers, WTF spent Election Night in Essaouira, an old walled town in Morocco with very dodgy wifi and no TV and reliant on the internet for news of the results. She lost the soothing tones of...
View ArticleWTF Post-Election Blues Special
Hallo Readers, OK Country. You voted Tory and gave Dave a majority, albeit a small one. You humiliated Labour and did even worse to the Lib Dems and now their Leaders have both gone, dwindling into a...
View ArticleWTF Mega-Shocker Special
Hallo Readers, 9 years ago, Neil Shepherd, his two children Christi aged 7 and Bobby aged 6 and his then partner Ruth (now his wife) went on holiday to Corfu which they booked through Thomas Cook. They...
View ArticleWTF Not Me Guv Special
Hallo Readers, No-one, not even the neighbours’ goldfish, was surprised to learn that FIFA is corrupt as fuck. Nevertheless, the news that the United States’ Attorney-General, an indomitable woman by...
View ArticleWTF Summer Stinker 2015
Hallo Readers, Yes, it is that time of year when you get to vote for the WTF Summer Stinker, choosing from 20 horrendous sartorial shockers from the first half of 2015. Frankly, they are all bad and so...
View ArticleWTF Flashman Special
Hallo Readers, “…whatever harm a spiteful heart and venomous tongue could do them, he took care should be done. Only throw dirt enough, and some of it is sure to stick; and so it was with the fifth...
View ArticleWTF Black and White Special
Hallo Readers, The Rachel Dolezal story is a mixture of the incredible and the unfathomable. Dolezal was a prominent activist in the African-American community in Spokane, Washington State and a...
View ArticleWTF Alicia Florrick Special
Hallo Readers, We have been hearing a good deal from Cameron recently about Magna Carta, signed (not that he could actually write) by King John on the banks of the Thames in 1215. According to Dave...
View ArticleWTF BET and Balls Special
Hallo Readers, Today the selfie is everything, the quintessence of vacuousness and idiocy. Obama and Cameron were at it at Mandela’s funeral. It is now acceptable to take a selfie anywhere, even...
View ArticleWTF Tits and Flimsy Special
Hallo Readers, You only had to look at Iain Duncan-Smith, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, last Wednesday to know that there was something wrong with the Budget – the first pure Tory budget...
View ArticleBack with a Bang Special
Hallo Readers, What a week for WTF to return. The perfect political scandal. Some sleazy old stoat you’ve never heard of. Who just happens to be in charge of conduct at the House of Lords. Cocaine....
View ArticleWTF Panda and Pander Special
Hallo Readers Is this why the country has been in the shit for so many years? Allegations persist that some members of Establishment might have been abusing children rather than getting to grips with...
View ArticleWTF It’s All On Display Special
Hallo Readers, Look at this picture and tell me what you see…… The man lying prone of the turf is Chelsea’s Eden Hazard. He earns £200,000 a week. Yes, you did read that right. On Sunday, Chelsea were...
View ArticleWTF Red Flag Special
Hallo Readers, The day after little Ed Miliband got trounced at the General Election, he stepped down as Leader of the Labour Party and the race for his successor was on. The main contenders were...
View ArticleWTF Service with a Smile Special
Hallo Readers, If you go into one of 72 Côte Restaurants across the UK and feast upon Steak Frites or Tuna Niçoise and a glass or two of wine, you will find that a service charge of 12.5% is...
View ArticleWTF The End of Shame Special
Hallo Readers, This week is about the End of Shame. We will get to the sartorial shitpile shortly but first there is moral shame. WTF is all for rehabilitation but that involves those concerned...
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