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WTF Cannes Red Carpet Special
Hallo Readers, Those of you who peruse this column regularly (thank you, thank you, thank you) will know that WTF is no fan of Suella Braverman, the woman who puts the gung-ho into Home Secretary. She...
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WTF Covid Inquiry Special
Hallo Readers, In 2021, Boris Johnson’s Government appointed former Court of Appeal Judge Lady Hallett to chair a ‘forensic and thoroughgoing’ inquiry into the UK’s response to the Covid pandemic. You...
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WTF Courtroom Special
Hallo Readers, ‘You must not tell us what the soldier, or any other man, said, Sir,’ interposed the judge; ‘it’s not evidence.’ ‘Wery good, my Lord,’ replied Sam. In The Pickwick Papers, Mr Pickwick...
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WTF Deranged Special
Hallo Readers, The former Prime Minister knowingly lied to the House of Commons, including lying about lying. He then lied to the Parliamentary Privileges Committee about whether he had lied to the...
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WTF Carry On Special
Hallo Readers, WTF is demob happy – she is off on holiday to France (rioters permitting) and then to Cornwall and so you are being given time off for good behaviour. She will be back on 11 August,...
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WTF Sinister Forces Special
Hallo Readers, We return to the matter of Nadine Dorries MP. Ten weeks after she resigned her seat ‘with immediate effect’, she remains the Dishonourable Member for Mid-Bedfordshire and raking in her...
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WTF Paella Special
Hallo Readers, The old adage that the apple does not fall far from the tree was never more true than in the case sexist oaf Luis Rubiales, the man who thought it was perfectly fine to celebrate Spain’s...
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WTF Tits on A Fish Special
Hallo Readers, WTF, the daughter of a Russian mother (albeit born in Romania, now Moldova, with a Ukrainian father), was brought up to like Chekhov. The Cherry Orchard features a character called...
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WTF Choice Special
Hallo Readers, In November 2024, the American people will vote to select the person, most probably male, who will be sworn in as president on January 20 2025. And the choice, if such it can be called,...
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WTF London Fashion Week Special
Hallo Readers, Just like those films where a deranged nutter rampages about, wreaking havoc and destruction in their wake, is then seemingly vanquished and thrust out, only to make a horrifying...
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WTF Armageddon Special
Hallo Readers, It has been the worst week imaginable. A week that makes you feel hopeless and helpless and angry and appalled and disgusted and dejected and fearful and furious. A week where you think...
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WTF Week Two Special
Hallo Readers, It’s been another very difficult week watching innocent people die. Some died from bombs and some died from rockets and some died in circumstances that are unclear except that they were...
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WTF Democracy Special
Hallo Readers, Churchill said that democracy is the worst form of government except for all the others that have been tried. But ever since people voted for Brexit in June 2016 and then voted for Trump...
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WTF DEATHWISH SPECIAL
Hallo Readers, First, you will notice that the blog looks slightly different, and Truth Be Told, WTF has not yet mastered all the intricacies involved and so please bear with her. Some of you have...
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WTF Truth is the Casuality of War Special
Hallo Readers, This blog is late. Sorry about that. Watch out before the norovirus hits you because when it hits you, you get hit hard. And you cannot write your blog for three days after it should...
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WTF Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Idiot Special
Hallo Readers, This week, the political world was revisited by two people you thought had gone for good. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction leaping out of the shower and running amok around Michael...
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WTF CHRISTMAS TURKEY POLL 2023
Hallo Readers, Welcome to the last blog of 2023. Before we get to the serious business of the Christmas Turkey Poll 2023, it is time for the final rant of the year. The UK’s choice of singer at next...
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WTF Gong Special
Hallo Readers, Last weekend, the New Year’s Honours list was announced with the usual nonsensical blend of decent people doing outstanding work in the community with no thought of personal gain, people...
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WTF Katch Keir Special
Hallo Reader, So it looks as if it is going to end happily for the poor postmasters convicted of theft and false accounting in respect of monies that never existed – except, that is, in the fevered...
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WTF Mega-Awards Special
Hallo Readers, What sort of lawyer do you get when you are not prepared to pay your bills or to allow your attorney to behave rationally? Answer – you get Michael Cohen. You get Rudy Giuliani. You get...
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